SQUIRRELS ARE TELLING US SOMETHING

Most of us agree this has been a weird year, weather wise.  A long, hot summer extending into November, and lots of rain.  All of which has produced a bumper crop of acorns and walnuts falling from our neighbors’ trees and cluttering up our walkways. The squirrels have been busy, reaping the benefits.  For weeks now, they’ve been scampering across our fences and lawn with cheeks bulging.  They’re storing up food all over the place, and from the looks of it, they’ll have enough to last the winter. When you consider what’s going on in this covid-19 pandemic  world, it seems the squirrels are telling us something :  Stock up on food now, because it’s going to be scarce.

Empty shelves warn of coming scarcity. The squirrels are telling us something.
Squirrels are telling us something. Better stock up now, because food may be scarce this winter.

Many supermarket shelves have empty spaces, and what products are  available go up in price every week. I’ve recently noticed my shopping cart is much fuller than it used to be.  I’m not consciously emulating the squirrels, but I seem to be buying a lot more of everything. Instead of one can of vegetables or beans, I’m coming home with three or four. Probably have enough toilet paper to last until spring. It’s not actually hoarding, because that would mean I’m getting stuff I will never have a chance to use.

For example, during world war II sugar was rationed.  My mother’s best friend was childless, and apparently had more disposable income than we did. She and her husband began hoarding sugar in huge tin storage cans up in their attic.  Lift the lid on their piano bench and you could see it was packed to the brim with hard candy. They didn’t eat the candy, and the woman seldom baked.  As I remember, she never offered to share as much as a cup of her sugar. .

When the war was over, she invited me up to her attic to see all the sugar she had stored for the duration.  It was hard and lumpy, and I think it was drawing ants, so she threw it all away. The candy had melted together during the summer months with no air conditioning, and so it, too, went into the trash pit.

Squirrels are telling us something. Time to stock up for the winter.
Squirrels are telling us something. Now is the time to store food for the winter.

In comparison, my overbuying isn’t really what you would call hoarding.  I’m  just filling my cupboards to the brim.  Nothing will go to waste.  But  I’m bracing myself for a long hard winter of shortages and higher prices on everything we buy. The squirrels are telling us something.

Food shortages are coming.

DID HE, SHE, OR IT EAT MY FLOWERS?

Everyone loves squirrels. They’re so fluffy and cute as they scurry across the grass, up and down trees. But here’s the dirty little secret about squirrels. They’re actually rodents. That’s right. And they have sharp teeth.  Some experts swear that squirrels don’t like geraniums, but the Farmer’s Almanac disagrees. Something or someone ate an entire pot of geraniums out on the sidewalk last night, and I believe I know who did it. Or what did it. The dictionary says animals should be referred to as “it”, unless we know them personally. So, my question is, Did he, she or it eat my flowers?

Other animals are known to eat flowers. Deer are fond of geraniums. But we don’t see many deer around the neighborhood lately. We used to see more of them, but they got to be pests and caused a lot of traffic accidents. So someone organized “deer hunts.” to rid the state of their rambunctious behavior.

Squirrels do love geraniums. Did he, she or it eat my flowers?
Did he, she or it eat my flowers? Farmers Almanac says that squirrels love geraniums.

Rabbits love geraniums, too. My lawn man tells me there are rabbits living under a spruce tree in our front yard. But we haven’t seen them for months, so I’m not sure if they’re still  there. I don’t think rabbits would have been so vicious. This heinous creature  didn’t just nibble the flowers. He, she, or it dug the  plant up by its roots,  and left nothing but a nub.

 

Squirrels can also eat your house. They’ve gnawed away at the base of the wooden r pillars on our side porch, and even chewed up the indoor outdoor carpeting.

We’ve tried various remedies to discourage the squirrels. Last year, I bought some peppermint spray. Supposedly, the critters hate the smell. The only problem is, every time it rains, you have to spray all over again. And it didn’t really keep them away.

I finally found a squirrel repellent  on Amazon which seemed to work pretty well.  It’s a box of granules or pellets to sprinkle in the affected area . It stinks like the devil and makes a mess of your porch. Which isn’t very enticing to visitors. But it did keep them off the porch. So what did they do to get even? He, she, or it ate our geraniums.

Help! Squirrels Are Eating Our House

Who doesn’t love squirrels?  For years, we’ve put out ears of corn to keep them fat and happy.  And then, a few weeks ago, we opened our side door and two squirrels scampered away. We were amused by these frisky little fellows playing  on our porch.  But when we returned from a Thanksgiving holiday in Indianapolis  and began to unpack, we saw a gaping hole at the square  base of a porch pillar.  Looking closer, we saw another hole on the side.  It was puzzling.  Years ago, wasps had eaten away that same base, causing the pillar to collapse.   But wasps in the snow?  It didn’t make sense.   And then it dawned on us. Help! Squirrels are eating our house.

We found squirrels eating our porch
SQUIRRELS CAN DAMAGE YOUR HOUSE

We turned to the internet to confirm our suspicions.  And sure enough, there were pages of horror stories about squirrels eating you out of house and home.  One person had to spend $10,000 replacing a squirrel damaged roof.  Apparently, squirrels will eat wires, man made wood, asphalt shingles and lots of other things in your house.

One squirrel lover sternly admonished that it was our own fault for not providing enough squirrel food.  The critters were eating wood because they were hungry. Guiltily, we realized we hadn’t provided the ears of corn this year.  But wait a minute, thanks to our neighbors’  trees, our yard is full of black walnuts and acorns.  You’d think that would satisfy their hunger pangs.  Other experts stated that the squirrels eat wood to sharpen their teeth. That doesn’t make much sense, with numerous surrounding tree branches to chew on.

I hopped in the car and headed for Rural King.  As I was getting a bag of  free popcorn, I asked a salesperson if they had a product to help someone who had squirrels eating their house. Nearby customers looked at me with astonishment.  They had never heard of such a thing.  But sure enough, there is a  pepper spray squirrel repellent.   No, you don’t spray it on the animal, but on the wood, so that it doesn’t taste very good.  Trouble is, rain and snow washes it away, so we will be going through lots of the squirrel repellent  this winter.  For good measure, we covered the holes with duct tape.

Do you suppose that will solve the problem?  Or will the squirrels keep munching away? Only time will tell.