DEMI UPSTAGES BRUCE WILLIS’ WIFE

Of all the wacky things I’ve seen coming out of this pandemic, it’s the photo  of Bruce Willis quarantining with ex-wife Demi  Moore and their kids. His daughter, Rumor, said that his current wife,  Emma  Hemming, is “just fine” with it. Really?  She’s all by herself with their two little girls,  while he’s partying with his ex and grown kids. On top of that, they brag about it , posting Instagram pictures of themselves in matching pajamas. Demi Moore has definitely upstaged Bruce Willis’ current wife.

Bruce Willis self isolates with ex wife Demi
How would you like it if your husband quarantined with his ex-wife? Demi upstages Bruce Willis’ wife on instagram.

I can see where Bruce might have gotten stranded  in his vacation home during the  coronavirus pandemic.  And one of his little kids had to go to the doctor, so his current wife had to do what mom’s do—stay home in LA and take care of the children..  Maybe they started out thinking it would only be a couple of weeks before they could be back together.   But two months?  If I’m the current wife, I’d be saying.  “Look, Bruce. You can either buy or rent a trailer, come get me, and help me quarantine with our little girls.”   But maybe, she didn’t really care.  If not, why?

The first thing that strikes you about Emma  is how much she looks like a younger version of Demi.  If it were me, that would make me kind of leery. .  Who wants to be a substitute/fill in for Wife #1.  Especially if he’d rather quarantine with her than me during the covid-19 outbreak. . On the other hand, Emma  might be glad to be rid of the guy.  Like:  Ok Demi, I don’t want to be stuck with Bruce 24/7, so could you take care of him for me?

At any rate, I’m sure she wasn’t expecting to see Demi maneuvering Bruce Willis into a photo shoot..  I mean, if there’s going to be a picture of my husband on the internet, it had better be with me and our kids—not Demi and their kids.  Anyway, everyone finally  got back together around May 4. Publicly, Emma seems to be a good sport about the whole thing.  But is she inwardly seething?  I think most women would be. But that’s Hollywood for you.

STAY AT HOME DIARY: WEEK 7

When every day is the same, you lose your sense of time.   Consequently, I almost forgot my youngest grandson’s birthday, May 4. It’s worse at the first of the month, when you don’t even know what month it is.  Luckily, my husband keeps a birthday calendar, and reminded me when he flipped it from April to May.

Planted flowers for the big container on our deck.  I just couldn’t wait, and Meijers had a great selection of annuals. But here’s the bad news.  Spent so much time outside that I inhaled too much tree pollen.  Woke up in the middle of the night with a stuffed up nose.  Trouble with spring allergies is that they scare you into thinking you’ve caught the coronavirus.   Now, the weatherman is predicting frost for the weekend.  I’ll have to cover the flowers with a sheet overnight.  The rule of thumb used to be: don’t plant annuals until after Mother’s Day.  I think that’s good advice.

Stay At Home Diary: Malls are reopening this week in Indiana
Stay at Home Diary: Week 7. Malls are opening this week in Indiana.

Malls are opening this week, but why?  What’s there to buy when you aren’t going anywhere or seeing anyone.?  Here’s what they’re going to do in places like Macy’s and Stein Mart:  Everyone wears a mask. The bathroom and dressing rooms are closed.  You have to take your clothes home to try them on, and return them if they don’t fit.  Sounds like a lot of bother.  If there’s anything we’ve learned  during the lock down, it’s how few clothes a person really needs.  My closet is full of clothes that haven’t been worn in months.

This is four season weather.  In the side hallway:  wool hat, wool scarf, mittens.. Gardening gloves and winter gloves.  winter coat, winter jacket, spring coat, sweat jacket, raincoat.  And—I’ve worn all of them in one week’s time.  Weather has gone from 82 to 34  degrees in the past 7 days.

We’ve managed to keep our weight even.   In fact, my husband has lost five pounds.  Wish I could say the same.  We’re both at the far end of normal on body mass Index charts.   I can remember when I was borderline underweight.  That’s what retirement will do for you.  But it’s good at our age to have a little “extra,” in case we get sick.  That’s what they say, and I’m going to believe it because I want to.

More Netflix binging. This week started watching “Hollywood,” which is supposed to be the story of Rock Hudson.  The actor they’ve chosen to portray Rock is no way as handsome as he was. I think they could have done a better job of casting that part.

Today, our local paper ,has gone from 7 days a week to 5 days.   We still get the Indy Star every day, but on the Tuesdays and Sundays when we don’t get a local paper,  it isn’t delivered to our door.  I have to get up out of bed , put on a coat , and walk to the end of our driveway. to get the Indianapolis paper.   Well, that’s one way of keeping track of time.

We’ve changed to bar soap for washing our hands.  Ivory for me, Dove for my husband.  Now our hands are not red and itchy from scented, colored liquid soap. .But with all the extra scrubbing,  fingers are swelling, and my wedding ring is too tight.

Grocery shopping one day a week is a big job.  Our side by side refrigerator and freezer are packed to the brim. Wonder what people with big families are doing?  They would have to shop more often for milk, juice, eggs, meat, etc.  So far, haven’t had any problems with shortages except for canned cheese soup, cream of onion.  Plenty of cream of mushroom and plain tomato. available.  Didn’t realize how many people dislike mushrooms.

Never dreamed I would still be writing a Stay At Home Diary after seven weeks of the Covid-19 pandemic.  Stay safe.  Hang in there.

OSCARS 2019: The Good, Bad & Strange

Every year,  I say I won’t  watch the Academy Awards Ceremony–and yet when my husband turns on the television, I find I’m sitting there with him.  This year promised to be better because they made some changes in the overall format.  The show was less boring than usual, but not great. The way it looks from here:  Oscars 2019: The Good,  Bad, and Strange.

The Good:

Who needs a Master Of Ceremonies at the Oscars: It was better this year without one.
THE ACADEMY AWARDS SHOW WAS BETTER THIS YEAR WITHOUT A MASTER OF CEREMONIES

Winners were advised they could only use up 90 seconds in their acceptance speeches.  I think a lot of them exceeded the limit, but they did get off the stage pretty quickly.

No Master of Ceremonies.  Hooray!  I can remember so many cringe worthy moments from past shows. Like the time David Letterman kept repeating Uma, Uma, over and over again.  Worse yet, they turned it into a forum to spout  their political beliefs.  Who wants to hear about politics when you’re watching movie stars?

Clips of nominated movies.  This is the best part of the show, and helps you decide which movies you want to see in the next few months.

The Bad:

I held my breath each time a woman with a long, flowing gown and  stiletto heels managed to make it up those stairs  to the stage without teetering over.  Safety Issue: guard rails needed.

Award winner read her acceptance speech from an i phone..  We had to wait for her to find the app.  After a few fumbles, she rattled  off a bunch of thank yous to numerous people whose names I couldn’t decipher, and had never heard of.

What do they have against Glenn Close?  Awards  are puzzling, and seem to be based on biases and internal politics rather than talent.

The Strange:

Male winners wearing stocking caps on stage.

Female presenters with big shoulder pads.  This fashion has been in an out of style every ten years since I can remember.  Is it supposed the make a woman look more powerful?  I think this just makes them look weird.

Stiff female hairdos that looked like they’d been painted  with shellac.  Hit them with a hammer and they might crack. Whatever happened to soft , fluffy  tresses?

Bill Porter in his tuxedo/gown.

Finally, There is still a huge difference in dress standards for men and women.  Except for Bill Porter, most men can  get away with  any old tuxedo, and look  like every  other man in the place.  Black, white, ho mum.  But ye gads.  Women must spend thousands of dollars to appear in a designer dress.  Glenn Close confided that her gown weighed 42 pounds! In comparison,  how much does a man’s tuxedo weigh?  Yep, there’s definitely a double standard for the men and the women.

But that’s Hollywood.