What Strip Clubs & Churches Have In Common

Last weekend, about 17 people at a local “Gentlemen’s Club” came down with covid-19.  Contact tracing was pretty tough.  Most people who go to such places don’t advertise their names.  And some wouldn’t want family and friends to know they were there. On the other hand,  it’s easy to contact trace churchgoers who’ve contracted covid-19.  Nothing to be ashamed about when attending church.  And yet, these two places have the same problem.  They’re currently among the worst places for catching covid-19.  What do strip clubs and churches have in common? 

What strip clubs & churches have in common: They're both crowded, feverish places
What strip clubs & churches have in common: They’re both crowded places with lots of yelling and singing.

 For starters, both are high intensity, emotionally charged atmospheres.  If you’re  attending crowded church services or going to a strip club during the pandemic, there’s a feverish quality about it.  You’re throwing caution to the wind in pursuit of your passions or beliefs.   

Consequently, religious services and choirs have been cited as clusters of spread of the coronavirus,  A study published by the CDC  on May 22 shows how the covid-19 can spread in a church setting.  Among 92 people who attended a rural Arkansas church, 35 people developed  covid-19 infections and three people died.  26 more cases linked to the church occurred in the surrounding community, and one person died.

 A crowded church service is one of the most deadly places to be . The combination of singing in close quarters and decreased ventilation is like  a petri dish  for viral growth.   

 Department of Health and Human Services officials say  that  entertainment facilities run the same  risk of bringing large groups of people together for an extended time.  In addition,   social distancing is likely  to fall by the wayside when alcohol is consumed.  Like some fundamentalist churches, strip clubs also require yelling over loud music and singing,  meaning the risk of transmitting COVID-19 is higher. 

Like it or not, attending churches or going to strip clubs during this pandemic is  risky. 

 

6 MISSING NUMBERS ABOUT COVID-19

 We’re bombarded with news about the coronavirus.  We know how many people got sick or died in our city, state, country, and all over the world.  Yesterday, we learned that the United States Treasury sent over one million stimulus checks to dead people.  But in spite of all the information flying around the media, there are still some things we don’t  know. There are six missing numbers about covid-19.

1. How many rich people received stimulus checks that they did not need? Shouldn’t  the  poor  and homeless have  received most of the stimulus money?

2. How many employees took a free vacation rather than returning to work? $600 a week federal unemployment plus state unemployment pay amounted to more than some were making in salary and tips. Especially in places with a low cost of living.

3.    How many patients were infected  in each nursing home ?   Our governor thinks it’s no one’s business.  But he’s wrong.  Most neighboring states are providing those statistics.

Missing covid-19 numbers. How many athletes have tested positive
6 missing covid-19 numbers. Many athletes testing positive are asymptomatic. What about everyone else?

4. How many  asymptomatic people are walking around? . Athletes all over the world are now being tested.  In one case,  there was a 35% infection rate among soccer players.   We’ll never really know those numbers unless every person in the world is tested.

   5. How many people who didn’t wear masks got sick? If you look at the folks  not wearing masks, you may notice that they often  don’t look very clean.    Out in the parking lot, you see them getting into dirty cars  filled with trash. Consequently, you wonder how their homes look.   These are not people worried about good hygiene.  It would be helpful to know the statistics.  Do those of us  who follow CDC guidelines have a lower infection rate?  Or does it not make any difference at all?  Careless people might have developed better immunity  over the years, after being exposed to so many  more germs.

6. How many businesses got rich on the virus? Manufacturers of hand sanitizer and face masks, for starters.  Grocery stores sales increased by 50% at first. .At least 7 healthcare  billionaires got  richer off the pandemic. As a result, while poor people are lined up for free food, these  lucky guys are looking at bigger yachts and vacation homes.

When we come up with  a vaccine, the pandemic will end.  Then, maybe some investigative reporters will come up with the answers to those questions.

POLLSTERS: DON’T ASK, DON’T TELL ME

Do you believe in polls?  Sometimes I do, and sometimes I don’t.  Like most people, I believe what I want to.  If I see a poll favoring my candidate of choice, I’ll hope it’s right.   On the other hand, if a poll favors a disliked candidate, I’ll doubt its accuracy.  When I am asked to take part in surveys and polls,  I always decline.  Pollsters: don’t ask my opinion, don’t tell me  your skewed results.

Pollsters: Don't Ask, Don't Tell Me which candidate I favor
Pollsters use landlines, phones & the internet to invade our privacy.  Pollsters: Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell me

Most  polls are conducted  via cell phone or landline.  Those are possibly the most irritating calls one could receive.  Anyone with common sense refuses to answer calls from an unfamiliar phone number.   Consequently,  A  poll  based on the opinions of those who do answer doesn’t really tell me anything.

Many polls are taken over the internet.  Poll takers and politicians invade my Facebook, Twitter, and Email accounts.  If I log onto various online  news reports, I’m often  interrupted by a question about   Donald  Trump or Joe Biden.

The bad part about answering a survey or poll is that you’re now on someone’s sucker list.  First, you will be inundated with requests for contributions.  Next, you’ll  receive numerous newsletters and e mails meant to alarm and enlighten you .

How do these people get access to my social media?  I’m  tired of spending so much time deleting them.  I click on unsubscribe, and beg them to leave me alone, to no avail..  No, I don’t want to hear from their relatives, either.

Back to the accuracy of polls.    A poll is just a picture of what people are saying or thinking on a particular day. Voters are fickle. They can easily change their minds the next week or month, depending on current events. For example,  the coronavirus pandemic. Or the protests after the death of George Floyd in Minneapolis..

Every day, the polls tell us which candidate is favored,  disliked, or disapproved of . But you know what?  I’d just as soon believe the odds coming out of Vegas.

Pollsters:   Stop calling  me during dinner,  or any time at all.  Discontinue invading my social media online.   Don’t ask what I think or tell me how I feel..

HELP! ILLINOIS INVADING INDIANA

Coronavirus cases started out pretty slow in our city.   Back in March and April, we were seeing just a few each day.   Now, since we’ve started reopening,  it’s escalating rapidly,  with about 12 new cases per day.  Why us?  We’re just a small college town, and all the students have been sent home.  But we’re a border city, and lots of folks are crossing the state line to shop here. Help! Illinois is invading Indiana.

Illinois residents have been flocking to our Indiana City
Our city parking lots are full of Illinois license plates. Help! Illinois is invading Indiana.

On the front page of our local paper yesterday, we saw a picture of a man who had driven 100 miles from  Illinois just to get a haircut and beard trim. I can understand him not wanting to look like a cave man, but does he not own a pair of scissors?  I’ve been trimming my husbands beard and hair for the past few months.  No, it doesn’t look exactly professional, but it’s really not bad, either.  And as he says, “no one is going to see me, anyway.”  Except our kids who drop by to chat outside. And they really don’t care, as long as we’re safe.

Not far away is a small shopping mall and parking lot.  Many of the cars parked outside since it opened have Illinois plates.  Why would anyone drive 30 or 40 miles to buy a pile of clothes, when they have no place to wear them?

On to the supermarket.  Observe the paprking lot at Meijers, and you’ll see at least 20% of the vehicles have Illinois plates.  You can buy more than groceries at this store, and people are loading everything in their carts from underwear to ice cream.

Illinois has three times more cases of Covid-19 than Indiana.  Is it possible that our next door neighbors are bringing the virus into our stores and places of business?  Help! Illinois is invading Indiana

Maybe we should put up a border wall.

DEMI UPSTAGES BRUCE WILLIS’ WIFE

Of all the wacky things I’ve seen coming out of this pandemic, it’s the photo  of Bruce Willis quarantining with ex-wife Demi  Moore and their kids. His daughter, Rumor, said that his current wife,  Emma  Hemming, is “just fine” with it. Really?  She’s all by herself with their two little girls,  while he’s partying with his ex and grown kids. On top of that, they brag about it , posting Instagram pictures of themselves in matching pajamas. Demi Moore has definitely upstaged Bruce Willis’ current wife.

Bruce Willis self isolates with ex wife Demi
How would you like it if your husband quarantined with his ex-wife? Demi upstages Bruce Willis’ wife on instagram.

I can see where Bruce might have gotten stranded  in his vacation home during the  coronavirus pandemic.  And one of his little kids had to go to the doctor, so his current wife had to do what mom’s do—stay home in LA and take care of the children..  Maybe they started out thinking it would only be a couple of weeks before they could be back together.   But two months?  If I’m the current wife, I’d be saying.  “Look, Bruce. You can either buy or rent a trailer, come get me, and help me quarantine with our little girls.”   But maybe, she didn’t really care.  If not, why?

The first thing that strikes you about Emma  is how much she looks like a younger version of Demi.  If it were me, that would make me kind of leery. .  Who wants to be a substitute/fill in for Wife #1.  Especially if he’d rather quarantine with her than me during the covid-19 outbreak. . On the other hand, Emma  might be glad to be rid of the guy.  Like:  Ok Demi, I don’t want to be stuck with Bruce 24/7, so could you take care of him for me?

At any rate, I’m sure she wasn’t expecting to see Demi maneuvering Bruce Willis into a photo shoot..  I mean, if there’s going to be a picture of my husband on the internet, it had better be with me and our kids—not Demi and their kids.  Anyway, everyone finally  got back together around May 4. Publicly, Emma seems to be a good sport about the whole thing.  But is she inwardly seething?  I think most women would be. But that’s Hollywood for you.

IS IT OKAY NOW TO BREAK THE LAW?

Since they’re letting people out of jails and prisons because of Covid-19, does it mean  they’re free to break the law? Obviously, not. But now,  police seem less likely to care about lawbreakers who defy civil code.  While out for a walk. I saw a homeowner pour gasoline on a pile of wood and light a fire in his backyard. This sent huge clouds of black smoke  billowing out  across the neighborhood. But when I called the police to report this code violation they seemed annoyed. “We’ll check on it when we have time,” the dispatcher said. Obviously, he didn’t welcome my call.

In these difficult times, I can understand that first responders are dealing with far more urgent situations.   However, my city has always been lax about  code enforcement. If you call to report a neighbor’s  violation, the police take your name and it goes on your record. Twenty five years ago, I called the police about a neighbor’s barking dog keeping my family up all night. That’s still on my record. I guess it means I’m a chronic complainer. Also, they tell the violator that “a neighbor” complained about them, which doesn’t make for a friendly situation.  That’s probably why most people hesitate to complain about barking dogs, unmowed lawns and wood smoke from burning fires, to name a few.

The police department seems to forget that Code Enforcement is an important function of local governments to accomplish community goals. Code Enforcement helps empower the citizens of their community to create and maintain safe, healthy and attractive living and working environments.

The fact is that breathing in wood smoke can  be irritating if not downright harmful. According to the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), fine particles of wood smoke   “can get into your eyes and respiratory system, where they can cause health problems such as burning eyes, runny nose and illnesses such as bronchitis.”

Bonfires in city backyards pollute city air
Is it  okay now to break the law? Wood smoke pollutes city air and is prohibited by most civil codes.

These fine particles are also linked to premature deaths. The EPA advises that anyone with congestive heart failure, angina, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, emphysema or asthma should steer clear of wood smoke in general. Children’s exposure to wood smoke should also be limited, as their respiratory systems are still developing and they breathe more air (and air pollution) .

I know,  the coronavirus is a much more serious threat than wood smoke,  But on the other hand, if a police officer stops to check on someone’s illegal fire, at least they aren’t walking into an infectious indoor environment.

Celebrate Earth Day April 22

Just because we’re all preoccupied with Covid-19, it shouldn’t give others a free pass to violate civil codes. Or does the pandemic mean they can break the law, and get away with it?

Stay At Home Diary: Week 5

I thought we were weren’t too stressed about the lock down, but I think the anxiety of the coronavirus is causing  a few somatic symptoms.  I used to have panic attacks when I was a teen, so I remember what they’re like.  This week, I woke up and felt one coming on again.  Luckily,  my “Calm”  App was there to get me through it.   Just a few deep breaths and I was okay.   I’m having flashbacks to WWII and later,  the polio epidemic that paralyzed so many young people when I was growing up.   My husband is a diabetic. Now, he’s having problems controlling his blood sugar.  Although he seems outwardly calm,  the stress may be raising his sugar.  He will have to call his doctor next week.

Tornado in nearby  county this week. 70 mph winds here.  Blew our mail box down and broke it.   The mailman drove right on by without delivering our mail.  I called the post office, and the next day, we got a packet of mail tied with a string which said, “box down.” This is not a good time to install a new mailbox.

Venturing out once a week to shop  in my coronavirus gear.  Cap,  glasses, face mask, gloves.   Muslim women who wear burkas don’t have to worry about all that.  They’re already dressed for the pandemic.

Forgot it was Easter week until too late.  Got online to order Easter Crème Eggs from Fannie May for all my grandchildren, and it turns out you can’t have them shipped any more.   For the first time in their lives, my children did not receive any Easter candy from me.  I sure miss seeing my youngest grandson with a smear of chocolate on his face.  He does love those chocolate bunnies.

On Easter morning, my girls arranged a group skype.  We had never done that before and it felt very cool.   But then, they pointed out that Skype is so outdated that they almost forgot how navigate it.  Seems everyone uses apps like Zoom conferencing.  They think that’s probably beyond my technological capacity,  but I’m going to watch some you tube tutorials and surprise them.

Slim pickings in our daily newspapers on Easter Sunday.  No grocery store ads.  Reporters have been furloughed, and there are fewer pages to read. We used to spend an hour going over both papers, but this Sunday it took about ten minutes.  At least we can still read the funnies

Geese in park don't worryabout coronavirus
Geese in the park aren’t worried about COVID-19.  Stay At Home Diary: Week 5

Still walking when weather permits, and trying to get 15 minutes of unfiltered sunlight every day it doesn’t rain.  Geese in the park aren’t worried about coronavirus.  And a robin is building a nest in the bush beside our porch.

 Life goes on.