ANOTHER CRACK IN THE CROWN

What is it about the British upper class?  They always sound so bloody snobbish,  and cold as ice. I guess it’s the old stiff upper lip at work.  Showing emotion isn’t considered classy.  I think that was Prince Andrew’s problem the other day,  during the  BBC’s News night interview. When  asked about his friendship with sex offender Jeffrey Epstein,  Andrew  didn’t seem perturbed.    He was just behaving the way he was taught, but it didn’t go down well. Now his Mom has had to fire him in order to satisfy the British taxpayers.  It’s another Crack in the Crown.

Prince Andrew had a disastrous interview on the BBC
Prince Andrew seemed cold and unrepentant during his interview on the BBC.

Andrew should have sat down with his nephew’s wife, Meghan Markle,  before the interview.  He needed some acting lessons.  Look how she got all teary eyed and emotional about how mean the British media has been.   Now everyone thinks she’s been treated like dirt, and the world loves her, even if the queen doesn’t.

.Fiona Hill, former National Security Council adviser, who testified during the Trump impeachment hearings, had the same problem..  She  was thin lipped, stiff,  and coldly  judgmental.  His British accent was so thick that I could barely understand her.  She wasn’t a very good witness for the prosecution, except in the eyes of the media, who hung on her every word.  But to the average person in the Heartland, she came across as a British snob looking down on us tacky Americans. (She became an American citizen in  2002. )

One good thing– Andrew’s disastrous interview  got Meghan and Harry out of the limelight.  Whatever they said or did  during their own controversial public interview  was dwarfed by Andrew’s  debacle.  At least they hadn’t been caught  running around with a criminal,  and brushing it off like lint on a sleeve.

I don’t feel sorry for Andrew. He’ll be perfectly fine because the British Royals have had hundreds of years to accumulate enough wealth to take them into the next century. He’s pretty well fixed.  Heck, he could move to Indiana with his money and live like a king.  But of course, he won’t.  It wouldn’t be classy,  and he might have to behave  like a normal human being.

Just another Crack in The Crown.  But Queen Elizabeth is pretty good with super glue

WAKE ME WHEN IT’S OVER

Public hearings  in the U. S. House of Representatives impeachment inquiry of President Donald Trump will begin next week. But I won’t  be tuning in.  I know it’s going to be upsetting and revealing and all that awful stuff, and I’m just not up for it.  We’re the greatest country in the world, and we should be proud of our politicians.  Instead, we’ve been subjected to three years of nasty, vicious politics and infighting.  I’m glad it’s finally coming to a head, but I don’t want to see or hear the gory details.  Wake me when it’s over, please.

Public impeachment hearings are an embarrassment to our natiion
Public hearings in the impeachment inquiry of Trump begin next week.

Maybe the British have it right, after all.  I’ve always wondered why they support the monarchy, but I’m beginning to understand.  The monarchy doesn’t change.  The royals  represent everything that’s good about England:  Dignity, Class, Courage, and Grace under Pressure.  They may have a Donald Trump clone for a prime minister, but it doesn’t matter.  No one outside England pays him much attention.

When we think of England, we visualize the magnificent Queen Elizabeth.  She’s always the same.  Regal, restrained, and strong.  Charles blew it with Diana, but the queen got everything back in control.  And now we have the future king and queen,  Kate & Will,  who  always do their duty and look glamorous while they’re  at it.  Poor Meghan  doesn’t understand the importance of a stiff upper lip, but perhaps she’ll come around.

Once upon a time, people felt passionate about the candidates they voted for.  Presidents like Ronald Reagan and Barack Obama, stirred our souls and warmed our hearts.  But now, most of us vote for the candidate whom we dislike the least.

Whatever happens, Congress needs to act swiftly. As a nation, we’re anxious, depressed and tired of it all.  Worse yet, we’re ashamed of our country.

Wake me up when the national nightmare is over.