There’s a big controversy in our city about sex education in the public schools. Indiana policy is that any sex ed class must teach abstinence as the only sure way to avoid pregnancy. That sounds fairly accurate. It’s true, isn’t it? The problem is that some parents want their kids to learn more about safe sex, and how to enjoy it. Those parents must have been very happy last Sunday. During the Super Bowl half time show, Pepsi sponsored a lesson in Sex Education.
You needn’t go to a strip show in Vegas to watch porn. You can see it in your own living room during an all American football game. If you were a parent or grandparent watching with your kids, you could thank Pepsi Cola, Sharia, and J, Lo for providing a very graphic lesson in sex education.
Maybe you’ve been one of those over protective parents who discourage porn, and encourage modesty. Did you think the super bowl half time show was vulgar and disgusting? Get over it. After seeing what’s acceptable at an NFL event, you may as well stock your medicine cabinet with condoms and morning after pills.
Sharia’s exhibitionist performance, sent me to the other room for a good book. I didn’t get to see J. Lo showing our kids how to do a pole dance in a strip show. I’ve heard she bared her rump, and made some obscene gestures. And to top it off, her eleven year old daughter got to take part in her Mom’s performance.
I was sure that the media would freak out in protest. But guess what? They gave this sexual performance rave reviews. Only that old fuddy duddy Franklin Graham had the nerve to call the show out for sexual exploitation. We wonder what’s wrong with kids today. Why are they promiscuous, and why so many unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases? Look no further than the Super Bowl half time show for an explanation.