OLD DOG LEARNED 10 NEW TRICKS

No one can predict how much time we’ll spend on this earth, but there’s a general perception that everything goes downhill after 80 years.  In some ways, that’s true in regard to physical capabilities.  There’s arthritis, high blood pressure, and all those other physical conditions that the elderly must cope with.  However,  this old dog learned 10  new tricks after her 80th birthday.  Since that milestone, I have learned to:

1. Start a blog. This was like learning a whole new language.  I could never have done it without the generous help of younger folks at Ivy Tech Community College and the Vigo County Public Library.

2. Make a smooth omelet. My omelets were always lumpy and falling apart. Finally, I went on You Tube and learned the secret is using a blender to whip up the eggs before pouring them on the skillet

Old Dogs Learn 10 New Tricks. You can learn to play Mahjong after 80
Old Dogs Learn 10 New Tricks. You can play Mahjong at any age.

3. Play Mahjong. I was a bridge player since college.  Years ago, I attempted to play Mahjong, but soon gave up, as it seemed too complicated. And then, three years ago, I was lucky enough to find the right teacher.  I still enjoy bridge, but Mahjong is just as challenging, without the pressure of pleasing a partner. And you can play online!

4. Navigate Netflix. We started sending for Netflix CD’s several years ago.  But when the pandemic hit, we kept hearing about all the Netflix series that could be streamed .  It seemed way too complicated, but a Netflix customer service person walked me through all the details.  Binging on a Netflix series like Bridgerton  helped us through the long winter of Covid-19 isolation..  We’ll be watching less TV this spring, but I’m so glad I learned how to stream.

5. Rebloom an amaryllis bulb. Three years ago, my husband ordered a pot of amaryllis just in time for Christmas.  I had never seen anything so miraculously blooming in the winter. After reading the instructions, saved the bulbs, and repotted them the next winter.  It was  exciting to see the leaves shooting up slowly, and 6 weeks later when the flowers bloomed again.   Now I’m hooked.  My basement has nearly a dozen bulbs hibernating until next winter.

6.  Stop a nosebleed. My husband is prone to them because he’s on blood thinners.  Usually, we called the doctor if it happened.  But during the pandemic, we didn’t want to sit in a doctor’s office with other patients. We got online and found  this advice: : Have the patient lean forward, not back.  Take a cotton ball and soak it in liquid nasal decongestant.  Put the cotton up the nostril that’s bleeding.  If you have a nose pincher, use that. Otherwise, pinch with your fingers.  Within 15 minutes, the bleeding  has usually stopped.

Other new skills acquired were: 7) Online banking: transferring money and paying bills via the internet, 8) Practicing daily meditation  using the Calm app.  9) Texting messages and sending  photos on my cell phone   10) Completing jig saw puzzles.

If  you dread  turning 80, or have already reached that milestone, just remember:   It’s never too late for old dogs to learn new tricks.

SECOND SHOT RE-ENTRY SHOCK

I don’t care what Dr. Fauci says.  I have received  my second covid-19 shot, and I’m going back out into the world–wearing a mask, of course. However,  this week, when  doing normal stuff,  I realized  that  things aren’t quite the same.    Actually I felt a little bit like Rip Van Winkle, awakening after a very long sleep.  Guess  I’m having a second shot re-entry shock.

Here’s what’s changed:

People at my senior  exercise class look older.   Their hair is mostly gray or white. We were afraid to visit a hair salon (even though Nancy Pelosi did)  Unless you color your hair at home, you had to go natural. . Many may never color their hair again.

Women of all ages  have longer hair.  They’re either letting it grow, or cutting it themselves.  I cut mine for an entire year, and it didn’t look too bad.  But there were piles of hair all over the floor at the beauty shop today. .

My beautician found her biological father this year.  She’s in her 40’s and found him through a DNA test.  Turns out, he lives a block away from her home.  She had seen him, but they had never met.  Her birth was the result of a high school romance.  I wondered why her mother never told her, but it wasn’t my place to probe.

Second shot re-entry shock. Most people will have gained about 12 pounds during the pandemc.
Second shot re-entry shock. Most people will have gained about 12 pounds during the pandemic.

Most everyone has gained some weight.  (Not me, of course—ha). Faces look fuller, pants tighter.  Some lucky people have maintained their weight, but most haven’t.  The average weight gain during the pandemic is about 12 pounds.

Folks are friendlier and more talkative.  It used to be that people were too busy to stop and chat—they were always on their way to somewhere else. But after a year of solitude, most of us are hungry for conversation.  The store clerks, people behind desks, casual acquaintances—everyone you encounter is more relaxed and laid back.

We’ve acquired some new hobbies, or learned new skills. Knitting, sewing, crocheting—all are making a comeback.  My husband and I have discovered the fun of working jigsaw  puzzles together.  Neither of us had done them since we were kids. Puzzles are not just for fun–they’re good for the brain.

When the pandemic is over, we will find  the world  a different place than the one we knew before.  Maybe that’s a good thing.

AMAZON LURES THE SHOPPING DEPRIVED

Have you ever bought a jigsaw puzzle online?  Before Covid-19, we didn’t even own one.  But my husband found them a great way to pass the time while staying at home. Trouble was, the local stores were out of all the good ones.  So we turned to Amazon.  Buying a puzzle by mail order is fraught with hazard.  There are sometimes missing pieces—which you don’t discover until you’ve spent about a week struggling to put the thing together.  When this happened, we decided to get a refund.  Printed out a return label.  To our surprise, it said we had to take it to Kohl’s drop off station for shipping return.  This seemed very strange, until I finally figured it out. Beware:  Amazon lures the shopping deprived..

Amazon and Kohls has formed a partnershipd
Kohls will pack and ship Amazon returns for free. Amazon lures the shopping deprived.

I thought Kohl’s and Amazon were competitors.  After all, online shopping is robbing retailers of much needed traffic. But these two retailers teamed up last year for what seemed like a win-win situation. Kohl’s would pack and ship returns for Amazon for free.  This would bring traffic to Kohl’s.

I know I’ve been making fun of people who shop for clothes during the pandemic.  Why do you need anything new when you have nowhere to go?  But I’d forgotten the siren call of retail therapy.  When I stepped inside Kohl’s I felt a surge of joy. The brightly lit cosmetic counter. Colorful  new summer fashions.  Sale signs everywhere.  As I made my way back to the Amazon kiosk, temptation overcame me.  My senses pulsed with desire. No, I did not need new tops and shorts.  Not at all.  But I knew what was going to happen, and I didn’t have the strength to stop it.

Like a starving refugee, I darted  from counter to counter, filling my arms with merchandise.  My face mask was getting hot, but I didn’t care.  I couldn’t leave until I had used the 25% discount coupon that I received at the Amazon drop off station.  When I got home with my packages, my husband had  a good laugh.  I had fallen for their trap. Amazon lures the shopping deprived.

7 lessons learned from COVID-19 crisis

Looks like we’re flattening the curve on coronavirus cases.  The end isn’t here, but it’s coming. In a couple of months, we’ll be seeing the light at the end of the tunnel.  But things will never be the same. Here are seven  lessons learned from the COVID-19 crisis.

1. Saving for a rainy day is good advice.  I know it’s not possible for everyone. Stuff happens, and you find yourself in a hole, living paycheck to paycheck.  I’ve been there, done that, and  know how it feels. And yet, many folks who could have established an emergency fund didn’t.  They maxed out their credit cards on boats,  trips to Disneyland,  eating out, and other stuff they didn’t really need.  I hope their unemployment and stimulus checks tide them over now.  But when they finally get back on their feet,  they really need to cut out some of the unnecessary spending.  And make it a point to save a certain percent of their income for a rainy day.

2. You can keep ripe bananas in the frig.  Shopping habits changed the past few months. Instead of going to the grocery several times a week, we had to cut it down to once or twice.  Planning ahead was a necessity.  And if you bought enough bananas ahead of time, they were apt to spoil before your next trip.  My husband and I split part of a banana  every day—him for his cereal, mine for smoothies.  Although you’re always told you can’t refrigerate ripe bananas, the fact is, you can—for a couple of days.  The skin may turn dark, but the inside is still fresh and sweet.

3.  Everyone should wash their hands more often. Many of us were lax about that.  How many times have you seen someone leave a public restroom without washing?  But I think everyone has it in their heads now:  Washing your hands will keep you from getting the flu, colds, and other types of infections. If you didn’t know it before the covid-19 outbreak, you know it now.

     4.   Higher education is more important than ever.  During the past decade, I’ve met many bright young people who dropped out of college because they could make so much money in tips at upscale restaurants.  Those people are now drawing unemployment.  Those with college degrees  are more likely to have jobs that pay them to work from home.  Others who learned a skilled trade find their services in high demand. A two year degree may pay off  just as well as a four year degree.    If you have the academic ability, get some training and education beyond high school. Don’t rely on tips to fulfill your dreams.

7 lessons learned from COVID-19 CRISIS. Immunity, education, saving, good health habits, sunshine all have an effect
Open office space can be hazardous to your health.: 7 lessons learned from COVID-19 crisis.

5.  Open spaces offices are bad for your health.  70% of modern offices have no walls.  You’re forced to  work close beside other people , breathing in whatever they’re breathing out in the way of viruses .  It’s been shown that open office spaces make people less productive and healthy. Without walls or barriers in front of you, a virus can spread very easily. Companies should  go back to providing offices or at least cubicles, where  employees can enjoy a little peace, quiet, and cleaner air.

6. Find some  old fashioned pastimes that don’t require wireless.  Jigsaw puzzles, cards, board games, crossword puzzles, just to name a few.  Or creative activities like painting, sewing or woodworking.  There could be a national crisis that involves an internet blackout.  What will you do to pass the time, then?

7. Unfiltered sunlight is good for you, in small doses.  Sunscreens prevent cancer, but they also block the production of vitamin D.   Vitamin D is important for a good immune system. Doctors now recommend that you wait 15 minutes before applying sunscreen if you’re out in the sunlight.

Americans are resilient and smart.  They will make it through this crisis and  also learn their lessons.

STAY-AT-HOME DIARY: WEEK 3

Recovering news junkie here.  I’ve always been a person who loves the news:  two newspapers every morning, 3 different TV stations for evening news .   That’s over.  There is absolutely nothing to read, see, or hear about except  the coronavirus.  I wake up in the morning, and my iphone has numerous updates which are repeated all day long and everywhere on the internet.  By the time 6 o’clock rolls around, I’ve reached the saturation point.   What will the media do when COVID-19 is over?  Surely, there are other things going on in the world.   Stay-At- Home Diary: Week 3

Looked in the basement for a jigsaw puzzle.   Threw them away during our de cluttering project last year.  Why would we keep something that hasn’t been used for decades?  But now, we were sorry.  Asked our son to pick one up at Walmart, but they didn’t have much left.  The puzzle has 750 teensy, tiny,  flimsy pieces.  The puzzles  I remember were much more substantial. Anyway, our living room is now filled with two card tables covered with puzzle pieces.  I helped my husband find the “straight” pieces for the border, but that’s as far as it goes.  He’s on his own now, and from the looks of it, he’ll be lucky if it’s finished by Memorial Day..

Washed all the curtains downstairs.  We’re talking  10 windows here.  When were they last washed?  Not sure. It may have been a couple of years.  They’re sheer and pale blue, so they don’t show the dirt.  But I knew that they were full of dust. Started sneezing as soon as I began.  Taking down, washing, drying and re hanging took about 4 hours.  At least  we’ll remember when we washed them last.  How could you forget the coronavirus activities?

Walked in the park a couple of times, weather permitting.  Sat outside  on sunny days for a short time. .  A little ultraviolet light is good for the immune system and raises your spirits.

Gained two pounds.    We’ve tried to eat healthy; and watch our calories.  But the lack of exercise combined with nervous/bored snacking is taking its toll.  Supposedly, it’s good to be a little overweight at our age.  It helps get you through sickness.  If that’s the case, I’m well prepared.

Consuming plenty of probiotics to boost my immune system:   fruit smoothies made with kefir and yogurt.   A hearty German meal of Bratwurst and sauerkraut.   Did you know  sauerkraut is a powerful probiotic?

A bar of fragrance free Ivory Soap would help: Stay-at-home Diary Week 3
Stay-At-Home Diary: Week 3. I’d give anything for a bar of fragrance free ivory soap for all the hand washing..

Hands getting red and itchy from all the hand washing.  I’ve tried different lotions, but nothing can help when you’re washing your hands about every fifteen minutes. Scented, tinted soaps don’t help.  I’d give anything for a bar of Ivory.

Spent two hours trying to revive my husband’s kindle.  The books wouldn’t download, and I couldn’t figure out why..  Turned out he hasn’t used it for years, and it wasn’t connected to wireless.  GRR.

The novelty of staying home is wearing off for parents. The first week, everyone said it was nice to sleep late and not push themselves.  But now, they’re missing the office and their old routine.  Working from home while taking care of children is a struggle.  I hope everyone stays safe and sane.  God willing, it will soon be over.