HOW ABOUT THOSE EYEBROWS?

Anyone who been to a mall has seen the eyebrow threaders.  They work in a small kiosk, and are typically staffed  by young women from India.  Since I am a cold-weather mall walker, I’ve watched them at work for the past several years.  And I’m always amazed at the number of women who use this service.  How about those eyebrows?  Why would you go through such a painful process to remove a few stray hairs? 

When the Covid-19  pandemic began, these places were shut down in some states.  But that didn’t last long. When you’re wearing a mask,  the eyes are all anyone sees of your face.   Wearing makeup doesn’t help;   no one sees foundation, rouge, or lipstick, but you must have beautiful eyebrows

 

How About Those Eyebrows? Should you pay to have them threaded?
How About Those Eyebrows? The  eyebrow threading business is booming.

 Eyebrow threading has become more than just a “want.” The need  has become intense.  Churches,  bars , banks and libraries  may  close, but not the threaders.

I look at old pictures taken in college and later years.  My eyebrows looked just fine, as most young women’s do.  We did a bit of plucking with tweezers just to even things out, but the idea of going to a public place  and having someone use a piece of thread to shape my brows  would have seemed bizarre.

Up until last year, the clients at the kiosks were not what you would expect.  Mostly, they were middle aged women who didn’t seem overly stylish in the way they dressed or wore makeup.  But when they left the kiosk, they had a glow about them.  The threading made them feel better about their looks.  Lately, the clientele appears  younger.   And the business is booming.  Teens and twenty-somethings  stand in lines or wait in chairs to get threaded every few weeks.

You have to wonder if it’s risky during the pandemic.  The technician can’t thread your eyebrows from a distance.  She has to get very close to your face.  Yes, you’re both wearing masks.  But masks aren’t keeping doctors and nurses from getting sick.  Besides that, threading can  cause herpes and spread staph infections.

They say the pandemic has  lots of people  in bad financial straits, fearing eviction and hunger.  But that doesn’t seem to  affect  the eye threading business.    How bad can the economy be when hordes of women are incurring this needless expense?   How about those eyebrows?

JENNIFER ANISTON’S SHOCKING ELBOWS

Elbows are a body part I’ve never given much thought. But then, Google decided to send me a pop up  photo of Jennifer Aniston’ s rear view  as she walked down the street.  OMG!  A shocking photo of this eternally beautiful woman reveals her wrinkly elbows. It seems she’s pretty concerned about it-even going so far as to massage them with special creams.    

Most of us see wrinkles on our faces and eyelids.  We see what childbirth has done to our tummies.    And if you are rich  or vain enough, you may consider  a face  lift, eye  lift, or tummy  tuck.–especially if your significant other has a wandering eye.

Even if your have a facelift and tummy tuck, wrinkled elbows show your age
Jennifer Aniston is seriously concerned about her wrinkled elbows

According to the American Society of Plastic Surgeons,  the average costs for these procedures are:  Face lift,  $7,448, Tummy Tuck,  $6,253, Eye Lift, $3,163. Those are physician’s fees and don’t include anesthesia or operating room factors. .  Assuming you’re in the business of looking young and beautiful, you might think those surgeries  would do the job.  But not if  you’ve overlooked  your hinge joints.  

You’re not really through with your back-to-youth makeover until you’ve tightened up your  wrinkled elbows and maybe your knees.   Physician’s fee  for an elbow  lift is  about $3800.

Apparently, models and celebrities have tricks for hiding  their elbow wrinkles.  They’ve learned to bend their arms just slightly so the camera doesn’t pick up on that age defining part of their anatomy.

The thought of wrinkled hinges has begun to  fascinate me. All of a sudden, I’m looking at women’s elbows instead of their faces. For the first time, I held up a mirror to observe my elbows,  and it was obvious they had some mileage on them. However, I’m not about to spend thousands of dollars  on an unpleasant and risky surgical procedure.  It seems simpler to wear long sleeves for special occasions.

I’m sure that some of my  contemporaries have visited the local beauty bar for botox injections and face peels.  And many have come back from mysterious trips to California with puffier lips and skin pulled taut over their  cheekbones.  But if  they haven’t done anything about their wrinkled elbows,  their age is still showing. Just ask Jennifer Aniston.