CLOTHES AREN’T FUN ANYMORE

For one solid year, I have not taken the time to try on any new clothes.  In fact, my closet is full of outfits I’ve not worn  during the covid-19 pandemic lockdown.  When I went to the grocery store,  I didn’t care what I wore because no one recognized me.  Especially during the cooler months when my head was covered with a stocking cap. It didn’t matter if anything matched.  The only requirement was that summer clothes kept me cool and winter clothes , warm.   Now that most everyone will be vaccinated by Summer,  I’m preparing to attend  social events where  it will matter what you wear.  I’d forgotten that trying and buying clothes is  boring and time consuming. Clothes aren’t fun anymore.  .

 

Clothes aren't fun anymore. There's no place to shop, and buying online sucks.
CLOTHES AREN’T FUN ANYMORE. Our favorite stores have closed, and buying online is disappointing.

The first problem is that there’s no place to shop and try things on. . All of my favorite stores like Macy’s and Carson’s have closed.  Do you remember those all day shopping excursions that included a fancy lunch and maybe even a glass of wine.? Those days are over, unless you live near a big city.  Shopping on line is a real pain.  Clothes aren’t the same color they looked like on Amazon.

And then, there’s the way things fit.   If you’re a 20 something, everything looks good.   Fashion models don’t eat much.  But most ordinary women do.  And we have a few bulges we’d like to hide.  Online clothes may look good, but when you model  them in front of your mirror, it’s  enough to make you cry.

Now, you’re faced with returns.  Sometimes there’s no charge.  But often, you’re surprised to find that there is.  Bought a pair of shoes for $39  that said “free shipping.”  Turned out they didn’t fit. They provided me with  a prepaid return shipping label that charged $10 to my Visa.   And there’s the hassle of boxing the items and dropping them off at the post office.

Sooner or later,  the day will come  when you step back out into the world.  You can spend an hour trying different combinations of tops and pants to make sure they  look  coordinated.   What a waste of time. I had forgotten the pain of buying clothes and trying them on.   Clothes aren’t fun anymore.

AMAZON LURES THE SHOPPING DEPRIVED

Have you ever bought a jigsaw puzzle online?  Before Covid-19, we didn’t even own one.  But my husband found them a great way to pass the time while staying at home. Trouble was, the local stores were out of all the good ones.  So we turned to Amazon.  Buying a puzzle by mail order is fraught with hazard.  There are sometimes missing pieces—which you don’t discover until you’ve spent about a week struggling to put the thing together.  When this happened, we decided to get a refund.  Printed out a return label.  To our surprise, it said we had to take it to Kohl’s drop off station for shipping return.  This seemed very strange, until I finally figured it out. Beware:  Amazon lures the shopping deprived..

Amazon and Kohls has formed a partnershipd
Kohls will pack and ship Amazon returns for free. Amazon lures the shopping deprived.

I thought Kohl’s and Amazon were competitors.  After all, online shopping is robbing retailers of much needed traffic. But these two retailers teamed up last year for what seemed like a win-win situation. Kohl’s would pack and ship returns for Amazon for free.  This would bring traffic to Kohl’s.

I know I’ve been making fun of people who shop for clothes during the pandemic.  Why do you need anything new when you have nowhere to go?  But I’d forgotten the siren call of retail therapy.  When I stepped inside Kohl’s I felt a surge of joy. The brightly lit cosmetic counter. Colorful  new summer fashions.  Sale signs everywhere.  As I made my way back to the Amazon kiosk, temptation overcame me.  My senses pulsed with desire. No, I did not need new tops and shorts.  Not at all.  But I knew what was going to happen, and I didn’t have the strength to stop it.

Like a starving refugee, I darted  from counter to counter, filling my arms with merchandise.  My face mask was getting hot, but I didn’t care.  I couldn’t leave until I had used the 25% discount coupon that I received at the Amazon drop off station.  When I got home with my packages, my husband had  a good laugh.  I had fallen for their trap. Amazon lures the shopping deprived.

BEWARE OF CHAOS AT UPS

Why didn’t I realize UPS would be a zoo?   Because of the pandemic,  everyone’s buying  all their stuff online, then returning half of it.  In this case, my finger slipped on the keypad when ordering a jigsaw puzzle.  Or maybe it was Amazon’s mistake.  At any rate, we received two  of the same puzzle.   Since we couldn’t think of anyone who would want it,  returning it seemed like the best move.   I printed out a return label and drove to the store.   It is usually a very quiet, uncrowded place, but not now. Beware of chaos at the UPS Store.

The only  store in our city is five miles away.  It’s an extremely small office, dark, with low ceilings.  Remember, we’re supposed to avoid small,  crowded, enclosed places now, right?  Anyway, I drove into the parking lot and stopped to put on my mask and gloves.  Looking in the window, I could  see two people with stacks of packages to be processed by one clerk.  I guess these were “pick up” items.  I didn’t know about scheduling  a pick up, but I do now. There were several  people standing in line for the other clerk. It looked like I was in for a long wait.

Many customers not wearing masks at UPS store. Beware of chaos.
UPS clerks wear masks, but many customers don’t. Beware of chaos at  the UPS Store.

I picked up the puzzle and  Amazon return paperwork, and stood outside the door, thinking it would be safer to wait  in the fresh air.  I’d no sooner got there, when two younger people got out of their cars and proceeded to open the door.  “I’m waiting in a line, here,” I said.  Neither of them were masked.  They glanced at me briefly, brushed past . and went on in.

Okay, I was mad.  I took a few deep breaths to control my rage, but it wasn’t having the desired effect.  Two things seemed very wrong here.  #1  They weren’t wearing masks.  Inside, both clerks were masked.  Did these people not respect the health and safety of the UPS employees?  #2  They had pushed ahead of me, taking advantage of the fact that I was social distancing.  Now, it was even  more crowded inside.

At that point, another woman got out of her car.  She looked at me and said, ‘I forgot my mask.” Went back to her car,  returned, and stood at a safe distance behind me to wait her turn.  Well, at least there are some decent people in the world.

As the two offenders left the store after completing their business, I went into  crabby old lady mode.  “You ought to be ashamed of yourself,” I said.  But they weren’t. Not in the least.

What goes through the mind of the unmasked during this coronavirus pandemic?  Do they think they’re immune because they are younger?  If so, they should look at the demographics on the department of health website.  The majority of cases in our state of Indiana are with people age 20 to 60.  Worse yet, do they not care that they could be infecting their fellow human beings?  Don’t they have any respect for the store clerks who are risking their own health to serve them every day?

Beware of chaos at the UPS store.