BRINGING HOME BACON COSTS MORE

The feds keep telling us that all this monopoly money they’re sending out in stimulus checks won’t cause inflation.  I think the treasury secretary, or whomever is in charge of the taxpayers’  money, says it won’t be more than 2 percent this year.  Ask anyone who does the family grocery shopping about that.  Yesterday, I bought 12 ounces of bacon for $6.75.  That was the cheapest price.  The fancier brands went up to $12 a pound.  In 2020, the average price for a pound (16 oz) of bacon was $5.83.  No matter how you figure it, that’s about a 25% increase.  Bringing home the bacon costs a lot more than it did last year.

Bringing home bacon costs more. Inflation is higher than 2 %
Bringing Home The Bacon Costs More. Inflation has caused the price to soar.

Vegans would tell us we’re getting our just desserts for eating meat.  If they had their way, we wouldn’t be able to buy bacon at all.  As a dietitian, I’m all for healthy eating.  But I grew up on after-church, Sunday morning bacon and eggs.  My parents made it to their late eighties, so that once a week treat didn’t cause them a premature death.  At our house, we have continued my family tradition—in moderation. Each of us has two strips of bacon, one fried egg,  toast and orange slices,  every Sunday morning. However, the rest of the week we’re very careful with portion control, and follow a Mediterranean diet that includes lots of fresh fruits and vegetables..  We seldom eat red meat

I can remember a short time ago-maybe a year—when a cart full of groceries cost between $50 and $60.  Now’s  it hard to get out of the supermarket for less that $90 bucks a pop.  C’mon Janet Yellen, that’s not 2% inflation.

Let’s go on to housing.  Home prices have risen  15 % in one year.  Gasoline prices have risen 75 cents a gallon since the November 3 election. The unemployment rate is going down, but fewer people have jobs.  I suspect most of us know someone who has dropped out of the workforce, and quit looking for a job,  Many small businesses are gone forever.

The point is, we’re experiencing much higher inflation than the feds are letting on. Ask any housewife or house husband.  Bringing home the bacon costs more. And fewer people can afford to buy.

WHERE WILL HARRY STAY?

Since he’s persona non grata in the UK, you have to wonder: where  will Prince Harry stay when he comes back to London for his Grandpa’s funeral next week?  As everyone knows, the Brits are  pretty mad about his interview with Oprah  when he bashed the monarchy over the way his wife was treated. 

Some people have said Harry  shouldn’t be allowed back in England after he threw his family under the bus while Prince Phillip was in the hospital. On the other hand, Americans, for the most part, have a favorable view of Harry and Meghan.  Maybe he should have just sent his respects and stayed in California?  I don’t think so. He has every right to attend the funeral of his Grandfather with whom he was very close, from all accounts.

Where will Harry stay? The Brits are mad at him, so he won't be welcome many places.
Where will Harry stay when he returns for his Grandpa’s funeral?  Once he was popular, but now he’s persona non grata in England. .

Anyway, back to his accommodations.  My husband and I have a bet–he says Harry will be put up at Windsor Castle.  I say he won’t be invited, and even if he were, he wouldn’t accept.   It’s possible he might  stay with some of his mom’s relatives in the Spencer family.  I imagine they would welcome him with open arms.  But today, I read that he will probably stay with Princess Eugenie.  That makes sense.

 Besides being best cousin-friends, they have another, stronger bond.  Eugenie’s dad, Prince Andrew brought some serious disgrace to the royals, after  cavorting with  the infamous Jeffrey Epstein’s underage female friends. So Eugenie understands what it’s like to be the family black sheep.  Of all the relatives, she would probably be the least judgmental of whatever Harry said or did in the Oprah interview.

At any rate, I doubt if Harry will  be staying at the London Hilton or the Best Western.  Royals don’t stay in motels or hotels.

During  tense family funerals, relatives who envy or despise each other  are forced to be in the same room.   It’s surprisingly doable. You manage not to stand near one another.  And if you do come face to face, you simply smile and move on. Above all, you avoid conflict out of respect for the deceased.  But don’t expect any warm reconciliations..  Family feuds run dark and deep  over real or imagined injustices.

Meanwhile, where will Harry stay?

FIE ON FAST TALKERS

When I was a child growing up in the post depression years, people were leery of “fast talkers.”  They often showed up at your front door,  selling anything from brushes to vacuum cleaners. They had an air of desperation about them.   Nevertheless, our sympathy was overshadowed by caution.  Fast talkers weren’t to be trusted.  But now, the media seems to be inundated with them. Fie on fast talkers.

 

Fie on fast talkers. they need to slow down
Fie on Fast Talkers. They don’t care whether you can understand them.

If you have a problem with a product you bought online, you’re likely to contact the customer service department.  For heaven’s sakes, don’t forget to put on your hearing aids.  Most representatives have foreign accents, and  speak so rapidly that you constantly have to ask them to repeat themselves. . They  become impatient, and may hang up on you. On the rare occasions when I find myself speaking to a customer service representative whom I can understand , their  company is the  one that I prefer to do business with in the future.

I suspect  that making your living on the telephone doesn’t pay very well.   And it’s not very satisfying to listen to customer complaints and nasty people all day long.  So the person you’re talking to has probably taken the job as a last resort. If you must contact a representative online, using the chat option is often better than a telephone call.  At least they have to spell out their answers, and understand what you’re saying.

But there are fast talkers everywhere. In our city, we have a TV station that employs attractive young news reporters  who babble off  a teleprompter at breakneck speed.  They may think that makes them seem more intelligent, but actually, they come off as nervous and jumpy. Needless to say, we don’t watch that station unless the other has a ball game.  In this troubled world, you want to hear the  news from someone who is relatively calm, cool, and collected.

Here’s some advice for fast talkers that I found on the internet:

  1. Open your mouth a little bit wider
  2. Finish the words. Don’t leave off endings.
  3. Don’t leave out the syllables. Instead ot “diffrent” ,  pronounce it dif- er-ent.     Instead of “evry” say ev-er-y
  4. Lengthen the words. For example  “Smile” can be lengthened by holding the I a bit longer.
  5. Pause after every sentence or new thought. Give the listener a chance to assimilate what they’ve heard.

Fie on fast talkers.  They’re annoying and frustrating.  If you want someone to understand what you say, slow down.

ONLINE RETURNS A PAIN IN THE NECK

Most of us have done more online shopping during the covid-19 pandemic than ever before.  We’ve  ordered all kinds of products that we could buy at a store.  That’s been helpful. But it’s different with clothing and shoes.   Even though a few retailers are still open, their dressing rooms are closed.  So, it’s no different than online shopping.  I’ve ordered more dresses, shoes, and sports outfits online than ever before.  And half the time, they have to be returned.  Online returns are a pain in the neck. 

Many retailers offer free shipping for certain items. .  Somehow, this lulls you into forgetting that they may have to be returned, and this could cost you .  As an example:  I ordered a dress, not realizing it came from Hong Kong. This meant a three week wait.  When the item came, two things were wrong:  1. Although I’d ordered a size larger than normal, it was still too small . 2. The material in the dress was see-though.  Yes, you could see the color of my underwear. Don’t they know women don’t wear slips anymore?   It’s hard to believe anyone would keep a dress like this.  Where would you feel comfortable wearing it?  And so, I printed out an Amazon return label, and was  told that I would be charged for return shipping.  Only about 4.00, so not too bad.

Ordering shoes online is especially problematic is you have anything wrong with your feet.  Only certain shoe styles  accommodate annoying problems like bunions and hammertoes.  But remember, shoes are heavier.  You not only have to pay for shipping, you also have to pay shipping  on  returns.  So, buying and returning a pair of ill fitting shoes can result in at least  $10 bucks in shipping costs.

Online returns a pain in the neck. Shipping costs and waiting in line at the post office is the downside of online shopping.
Purchases are often disappointing. Online returns are a pain in the neck.

But it’s not just the cost that’s bothersome.  It’s the time and effort it takes to repackage the item, tape it up, and find a place to return it.  In our city, UPS is located miles away in a busy part of town.  Sometimes they’ll let you return the item to Kohl’s—in the same part of town. First, you have to find a parking place.  Then , put on our mask, walk through the store, and stand in line for service.  Those lines have grown much longer during this pandemic.  Other retailers let you use the Post office, which results in the same inconvenience.

I really miss shopping in the mall.   The luxury of trying on three or four dresses or pair of shoes before making a decision.  Knowing that what you see is what you get—not some distorted picture in an online catalog.  Will department stores ever make a comeback?  I wish they would, because online returns are a pain In the neck.

INDULGE IN CREAMED ASPARAGUS

Back when almost everyone either lived on a farm, or knew someone who did, creamed vegetables were very popular.  That was before anyone had made the connection between animal fat and heart disease.  In the springtime, asparagus was plentiful and cheap.  It grew all over the place, even along the railroad tracks! Any good  cook would serve bowls of creamed asparagus in April and May.  Never mind the calories. Every once in a while, we’ll give into temptation and indulge in creamed asparagus, just for old times sake.

Asparagus is a nutritional power house. First of all, it is  high in fiber–especially insoluble fiber that adds bulk to the stool and supports regular bowel movements. It also contains soluble fiber which is good for the digestive tract by feeding friendly bacteria in the gut. It’s  low in calories and packed with at least 10 essential  vitamins and minerals.

Asparagus can be eaten in many different ways.  For just plain, low calorie asparagus, I simply cover it with water and microwave it for 7 minutes.  You can add butter and salt for extra flavor. Or, you can line the spears up on a lettuce leaf to make a marvelous salad. Another favorite is asparagus bacon quiche—there are many recipes on the internet.

Indulge in Creamed Asparagus. It's a nutritional powerhouse.
Indulge in creamed asparagus. Make it with either cream or milk.

Yesterday was Easter Sunday, and we decided to forget about our diets for the day.  I don’t know how many calories we consumed,  but we certainly enjoyed a fine meal which included creamed asparagus.

When preparing asparagus, be sure to separate the edible part from the tough woody ends.  Hold each stalk in the middle and at the bottom. Bend the stalk, and the woody end will snap off. Discard the bottom.

CREAMED ASPARAGUS

Ingredients:

1 1/2 cups (about 1 pound)  trimmed asparagus, cut in 2 inch pieces

3 Tablespoons butter

3 Tablespoons flour

1  1/2 cups Half n Half cream or milk

Directions:

Cover asparagus with water. Either boil for 3 minutes in sauce pan, or cook in microwave for 3 min , just until tender.  Drain asparagus and set aside.

In saucepan, melt butter. Add flour to make a roux and cook for one minute.  Stir in milk. Bring to a boil and add asparagus.  Salt to taste.

Serve as a side dish, or over toast.

If you love asparagus as much as we do, this is as good as it gets.

KILLJOY FROST HELPS ALLERGIES

When I was younger, it seemed that I always caught a cold in the Spring.  I attributed it to the unstable weather—one day hot and sunny, the next cold and rainy.  But it finally dawned on  me that it wasn’t the changing weather that made me sneeze.  It was the tree pollen whirling through the air in April.  Once I’d figured that out, I treated my “spring cold” like any other allergy with antihistamines and a neti pot. Also, I tried to  shut the windows and stay indoors. But I got lucky this year with a killjoy frost,  because it helps allergies by killing the pollen.  This only happens when you have a hard freeze below 20 degrees after the trees have begun pollenating.

The last week in March, we had temperatures in the seventies, and all the pretty flowering trees began to bloom. Then, a cold spell swept in, with below freezing temperatures turning all the  blossoms brown.  I know it’s ugly, and I shouldn’t be glad.  But I am, because I’ve gotten a break from all the allergic reactions.

Tree pollen is finer than other pollens, and  the wind can carry it for miles. These light, dry grains  get into  your sinuses, lungs and eyes.  This year we’ve had winds up to 60 miles per hour.

In the fall, most allergy sufferers pray for a hard frost  to kill  the dreaded ragweed pollen. Even those who aren’t allergic don’t mind when a killing frost finally comes—anywhere from October through November.  By then,  with all the brilliant colored leaves to enjoy, no one is too upset when the frost kills our petunias and begonias.  We  were tired of watering them, anyway.

Killjoy frost helps allergies, but ruins the pretty spring tree blossoms.
A killjoy frost helps allergies, but it burns the pretty magnolia blossoms.

But a killjoy frost isn’t a welcome event.  Often, the magnolias and crabapple trees don’t start  blooming until  April.  Then, we have a spectacular spring show in our city.  with miles of blossoming trees lining the streets everywhere.  But, about every four years, a killjoy frost sweeps in and burns all those pretty blossoms.. I know it ruins the magnolias, but it’s a gift to those of us with allergies.

MIRACLE OF DAFFODILS BRINGS HOPE

How do you like this crazy mixed up weather?  Springtime in Indiana is manic.  On Friday, I picked daffodils and brought some inside.  Saturday afternoon, it snowed and the blossoms lowered  their little heads against the cold.   Come  Sunday morning, the sun was shining, and the daffodils were  dancing in the breeze.  The miracle of daffodils brings hope as we enter the 2nd year of the Covid-19 pandemic.

Two poets have written about the miracle of daffodils.
The miracle of daffodils brings hope as we enter the 2nd year of the Covid-19 pandemic.

Daffodils are a special gift of nature.  Just  when we’ve gotten tired of the barren landscape of winter, the friendly little flowers appear  on a warm spring day..  Yes, it may get cold again, it may even snow again, but they will tough it out, and come back to remind us that better days are coming.

Two famous poets wrote about daffodils, two centuries apart. The first , I Wandered Lonely As A Cloud, was written in 1804 by William Wordsworth

I wandered lonely as a Cloud
That floats on high o’er Vales and Hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host of golden Daffodils;
Beside the Lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.

Continuous as the stars that shine
And twinkle on the Milky Way,
They stretched in never-ending line
Along the margin of a bay:
Ten thousand saw I at a glance,
Tossing their heads in sprightly dance.

The waves beside them danced, but they
Out-did the sparkling waves in glee:—
A Poet could not but be gay
In such a jocund company:
I gazed—and gazed—but little thought
What wealth the shew to me had brought:

For oft when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in pensive mood,
They flash upon that inward eye
Which is the bliss of solitude,
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
And dances with the Daffodils.

Daffodils have been the subject of two famous poems
Gillean Clark is the poet who authored Miracle on St. David’s Day

Two centuries later, in 1980,  Gillian Clark wrote Miracle on St. David’s Day  after reading poetry to patients in a mental hospital. . It’s based on a true story.  Clark was the National Poet of Wales until 2016.

Fair warning: This could bring tears to your eyes

Miracle On St David’s Day

An afternoon yellow and open-mouthed
with daffodils. The sun treads the path
among cedars and enormous oaks.
It might be a country house, guests strolling,
the rumps of gardeners between nursery shrubs.

I am reading poetry to the insane.
An old woman, interrupting, offers
as many buckets of coal as I need.
A beautiful chestnut-haired boy listens
entirely absorbed. A schizophrenic

on a good day, they tell me later.
In a cage of first March sun a woman
sits not listening, not feeling.
In her neat clothes the woman is absent.
A big, mild man is tenderly led

to his chair. He has never spoken.
His labourer’s hands on his knees, he rocks
gently to the rhythms of the poems.
I read to their presences, absences,
to the big, dumb labouring man as he rocks.

He is suddenly standing, silently,
huge and mild, but I feel afraid. Like slow
movement of spring water or the first bird
of the year in the breaking darkness,
the labourer’s voice recites ‘The Daffodils’.

The nurses are frozen, alert; the patients
seem to listen. He is hoarse but word-perfect.
Outside the daffodils are still as wax,
a thousand, ten thousand, their syllables
unspoken, their creams and yellows still.

Forty years ago, in a Valleys school,
the class recited poetry by rote.
Since the dumbness of misery fell
he has remembered there was a music
of speech and that once he had something to say.

When he’s done, before the applause, we observe
the flowers’ silence. A thrush sings
and the daffodils are flame.

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Daffodils thrill us, inspire us, and give us hope.   Happy spring!